Medibation

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate

"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?

by DaveNavy January 27, 2010

Medibation

This is where you multi-task with doing two things at once. Combines Meditation with Masterbation! Mindfully relaxing whilst fondling yourself lmfao!

I have had a hard day. I'll be you some medibation will make me feel better.

by Sad Diego August 13, 2018

Medibation

Masturbating whilst using slow, rhythmic strokes and breathing as if meditating.

I have gohnorhea and can't have sex for 10 days. This stress is killing me! Maybe I'll just try medibation.

by S.P.M July 9, 2016

Meditation

Conscious thoughtlessness to achieve lasting calmness of the mind and body.

After continuous meditation sessions, she was free of her debilitating anxiety.

by tannerrz May 24, 2018

mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

wizard medication

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

by JHorton09 June 1, 2011