meattard

Typical moron who eats meat (or animal products) and feels proud about it. Usually they're edgelords that will not recognise that animals have sentience or will just pretend they don't care about it because they think that makes them "manly" or "cavemen" They also deploy SJW arguments when confronting vegans 'cause they're "too mean". and conveniently become nutrition experts, evolutionary biologists & plant rights activists any time they spot a vegan.

They develop ED with ease so their masculinity is a very touchy subject.

Meattards favorite argument: "bacon tho"

by TMMV October 28, 2017

Meattard

A gymbro who is obsessed with protein intake.

Gymbro: "Is it gonna help make me big?"

Normal fella: "No bro, blueberries are just packed with vitamins and antioxidants."

Gymbro: "If it's not protein, I don't want it."

Fella: "Meattard."

by Big Thaddeus July 8, 2023

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Metatard

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

Meatard

A person who eats animal products and experinces extreme cognitive dissonance when a vegan talks about veganism.

Vegan: Eating animals today is unnecessary as we can get all the nutrients and vitamins we need from plants.
Meatard: Animals eat animals tho, lions tho, protein tho, history tho, circle of life tho...
Vegan: You just can’t have a logical debate with a meatard...

by O’G July 17, 2018

Metatard

Someone who engages in the Meta-game of online games, so deeply is his/her addiction to it, they live it each day, each hour and let it define their lives by it.

"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.

"Holy fuck this twat is one huge Metatard."

"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"

"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"

by Clearly a Inside Job February 1, 2019

Meatard

A vegetarian

"uhh sorry i don't eat meat... I'm slightly meatarded"

by Josh Vinson July 1, 2008