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A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.
Just what I always wanted, a meatlog! (n)

The meatlog slapped her face gently at first.. (adj)

Go meatlog yourself fool! (v)
meatlog by HaleHH January 11, 2006
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That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?
Meatlog by KISWDon January 14, 2009

Meatlog tango 

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance
Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?
Meatlog tango by rickrocket July 12, 2021

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

The Meatloaf 

Something Will Ferrell's character wanted in the film Wedding Crashers.
"MA, THE MEATLOAF!! FUCK!!!"
The Meatloaf by Godzilla himself February 6, 2012

meatloaf bukkake 

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person
Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
meatloaf bukkake by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Overcooked the meatloaf 

Passing gas, cutting rug, farting, etc.
When Jason overcooked the meatloaf, his house reeked