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Sausage pickled in Malibu and aged for at least one year in an airing cupboard
The Meatibu at this party is some of the best I have ever tasted.

Monsieur Charcutier, with this Meatibu you are really spoiling us.
Meatibu by Squirilt April 28, 2010
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meatbushing 

The general term for cutting a piece of meat off of an animal, usually a cow or pig while it is still alive and letting it heal back to repeat the process for an endless supply of meat.
Joe started his own ranch so he could get into meatbushing and make a lot money.
meatbushing by dascenti October 6, 2010
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Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

meatbushed

When you send a nude of the meat, most likely a Snapchat, that depicts either a quick shot of your meat or initially a video not of your meat but then quickly flashes your meat.
She was totally caught off guard after I sent that Snap. I totally meatbushed her.
meatbushed by gr33k8 November 28, 2017

pasghetti and meatbulbs

Spaghetti and meatballs. A child's mispronunciation of this popular dish.
Mommy, are we having pasghetti and meatbulbs now? Pleeeeaaaase?
pasghetti and meatbulbs by pentozali December 28, 2005

meatbuffer 

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).
"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".
meatbuffer by thevoter December 5, 2009

Meatbusive 

Meatbusive is the act of abusing any kind of meat. Such as Ham, Sausage, Beef, Pork, Bacon , ETC!
"Stop beating your meat! Thats very Meatbusive!"
Meatbusive by ClingyDuckling May 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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