Meatibu

Sausage pickled in Malibu and aged for at least one year in an airing cupboard

The Meatibu at this party is some of the best I have ever tasted.

Monsieur Charcutier, with this Meatibu you are really spoiling us.

by Squirilt April 28, 2010

meatbushing

The general term for cutting a piece of meat off of an animal, usually a cow or pig while it is still alive and letting it heal back to repeat the process for an endless supply of meat.

Joe started his own ranch so he could get into meatbushing and make a lot money.

by dascenti October 6, 2010

Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

meatbushed

When you send a nude of the meat, most likely a Snapchat, that depicts either a quick shot of your meat or initially a video not of your meat but then quickly flashes your meat.

She was totally caught off guard after I sent that Snap. I totally meatbushed her.

by gr33k8 November 28, 2017

pasghetti and meatbulbs

Spaghetti and meatballs. A child's mispronunciation of this popular dish.

Mommy, are we having pasghetti and meatbulbs now? Pleeeeaaaase?

by pentozali December 28, 2005

meatbuffer

Dude who brags about his sexual conquest when he spends all of his time at home on porn sites in the dark.
Little or no actual contact with a live female(s).

"That brother says all women want him when he's nothing but a meatbuffer".

by thevoter December 5, 2009

Meatbusive

Meatbusive is the act of abusing any kind of meat. Such as Ham, Sausage, Beef, Pork, Bacon , ETC!

"Stop beating your meat! Thats very Meatbusive!"

by ClingyDuckling May 12, 2022