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monsieur 

is an honorific or title that is used to address a French-speaking man, but can also be used as an equivalent of Mister/Sir.
- Monsieur Pierre Fauchard is known as the "father of modern dentistry".

- I asked a little change but that monsieur ignored me.
monsieur by Aberrantmétier May 20, 2014
Words you can keep

monsieur 

Monsieur Arseneau
monsieur by grammargangsta February 20, 2015

monsieur béton 

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.
Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !
monsieur béton by RobMichels December 7, 2018

monsieur monstro 

A muthafuckin badass geniusly crazy artist.
He's tryna keep art alive, and he's dying. Such a monsieur monstro. Lets make art great again.

monsieur bacteria 

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.
Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound
monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020

Monsieur la femme

Nickname given to a male co-worker that is extremely prissy, primpy, and feminine. Also thinks they are better than every one else they work with.
"A is such a monsieur la femme"
Monsieur la femme by tattoedleo October 19, 2008

Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) 

The greatest leader the world could ever offer, the first French man to stand up against Hitler in the Holocaust 2044 reboot. He is a sweet friend that is always up for a chat. He also likes tea and cake. He does not like Madame boyle and abuses her very much harder than Chris brown.
Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) slapped Hitla in za face
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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