Meatclap

When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.

Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye

Or

Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3

And Also

You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped

Meatclap by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008

meatclap

when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound

also used as a reference to beating someone at something

aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?

or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"

meatclap by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatslap 

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

meatslap by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatflaps 

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

meatflaps by Jack August 9, 2003

meatcap 

The head or "cap" of one's penis.

Zach: Dude, Grant, I just want to rub your meatcap.
Grant: Wtf?

meatcap by Reid M. August 10, 2007

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003