Meat Monster 

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

Meat Monster by King Bossman March 25, 2010

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Monster Meat Missile 

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

Monster Meat Missile by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

monster meat 

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

monster meat by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

Monster Meat 

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

Monster Meat by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

meatmonster 

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

meatmonster by frankgrimey February 1, 2008