Phatcockandnutsmaybe's definitions

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Ohio Chokeslam

When one wraps his Monster Meat around their partner's throat and then does a gainer onto the bed and slams their head into the footboard of the bed.

If you don't shut up, I will do the Ohio chokeslam on you.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Vietnam Helicopter

When you stick your penis into the throat of a women and then proceed to pick her up and spin rapidly like a helicopter.

I'm boutta hit you with the Vietnam Helicopter.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.

Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020