Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Phatcockandnutsmaybe

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

When you stick your penis into the throat of a women and then proceed to pick her up and spin rapidly like a helicopter.

I'm boutta hit you with the Vietnam Helicopter.

When one wraps his Monster Meat around their partner's throat and then does a gainer onto the bed and slams their head into the footboard of the bed.

If you don't shut up, I will do the Ohio chokeslam on you.

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.

Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.