Definitions by Phatcockandnutsmaybe

Monster Meat 

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

Monster Meat by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato 

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

Manhattan Mashed Potato by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota Drive-by 

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

North Dakota Drive-by by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

South Dakota Defribrillator by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Ohio Chokeslam 

When one wraps his Monster Meat around their partner's throat and then does a gainer onto the bed and slams their head into the footboard of the bed.

If you don't shut up, I will do the Ohio chokeslam on you.

Ohio Chokeslam by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Vietnam Helicopter 

When you stick your penis into the throat of a women and then proceed to pick her up and spin rapidly like a helicopter.

I'm boutta hit you with the Vietnam Helicopter.

Vietnam Helicopter by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Virginia Fruit Bowl 

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.

Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

Virginia Fruit Bowl by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020