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Tiny Meat Gang

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A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.
Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
by igotatext February 16, 2019
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Meat Pattie

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"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."
by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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Meat Toboggan

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Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.
by Djmym October 9, 2015
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meat burn

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I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!
by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016
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Hairy meat patties

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Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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Meat man

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Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man
by MishamigoRS November 9, 2019
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