Measy 

A sloppy shit, ice creamish, messy.

Watch the short film 'two girls one cup'- perfect example of the word- "measy"

Measy by ayadih January 5, 2008

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

meatymarley 

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019

meaty cunt 

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

meaty cunt by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.

MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!

messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021