Measty
a.I felt very measty after running in the summer heat.
b.The 300 lb. girl in the short skirt dancing looks very measty.
b.The 300 lb. girl in the short skirt dancing looks very measty.
Measty by Ryan Kelso September 20, 2007
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Measty
The smell omitted when one passes wind after consuming a Dominos pepperoni pizza. Its meaty and beastly.
Not long after Zak had finished devouring his supersized stuffed crust pepperoni pizza in the back of the car, he turned to Nicki, grimace on face, hands wafting, and said 'Maaaan I just let rip a real Measty one! Get a load of that!'
Measty by Hotsauceonmyburrito! May 12, 2010
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measty by Ronziotis dictionary May 1, 2009
Measty
Person one: who is that comin-
Person two:shhhhhh who is that coming off the pick n roll *sings in angelic voice*
Person one: yo voice beautiful
Person two: man you complimenting a man that is so Measty
Person two:shhhhhh who is that coming off the pick n roll *sings in angelic voice*
Person one: yo voice beautiful
Person two: man you complimenting a man that is so Measty
Measty by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
meaty beaty
Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.
meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019
Mastylock
When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.
Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.
If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.
Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.
If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.
Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.
"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"
Jac is a faggot.
Jac is a faggot.
Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011
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meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019
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