Measty

a. An all around hot, sweaty, and gross feeling

a.I felt very measty after running in the summer heat.

b.The 300 lb. girl in the short skirt dancing looks very measty.

by Ryan Kelso September 20, 2007

Measty

The smell omitted when one passes wind after consuming a Dominos pepperoni pizza. Its meaty and beastly.

Not long after Zak had finished devouring his supersized stuffed crust pepperoni pizza in the back of the car, he turned to Nicki, grimace on face, hands wafting, and said 'Maaaan I just let rip a real Measty one! Get a load of that!'

by Hotsauceonmyburrito! May 12, 2010

measty

adj.- thick, gnarly facial hair; commonly used to describe wicked beards

santa claus rocks a wicked measty beard

by Ronziotis dictionary May 1, 2009

Measty

Measty is the highest level that should be used in public it is 10x shmeasty

Person one: who is that comin-

Person two:shhhhhh who is that coming off the pick n roll *sings in angelic voice*

Person one: yo voice beautiful

Person two: man you complimenting a man that is so Measty

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

Mastylock

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.

"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.

by bob schumacer April 2, 2011

meatymarley

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

by Ziality October 14, 2019