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lisa mckeown 

a tiny midget who enjoys golden showers and rim jobs.
'hey lisa mckeown, will you pee on me?'
'anyday hun'
lisa mckeown by Missy Bolanrey January 8, 2010
A slang Belfast term, meaning the act in which an massively inebricated person displays their penis to friends or family members. Their reason for doing so is never obvious.

Supposedly linked to a famous event involving an inebriated person by the name of McKeown. After waking the family he shouted "its ok. Your a McKeown, shes a McKeown and this penis pulled out is a McKeown". (Thou this is possibly a weak urban legend)
God, im so wasted im worried I will end up McKeowning later on.
McKeown by Artur Vilem July 18, 2007
1. To sneak up on someone in order to scare them, especially when deriving sick amounts of pleasure from the act.

2. A slang term from an illegal alien from the British Isles, espcially Ireland.
1. Ah codwallace! Why do you keep on McKeowning me you sick bastard?!

2. Hey, I heard O'Grady's visa was cancelled.
Yeah? Man, he is such a McKeown now!
McKeown by Knutemund Freud May 18, 2006

David McKeown 

A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.
"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
David McKeown by B Workman November 8, 2008

Luke Mckeown 

O look there is luke mckeown, I heard he has a tiny penis and touches kids
Luke Mckeown by Ur_ma_69420 May 28, 2020
Guy 1- Wow that guys Quenning it up.
Guy 2 - yep, word on the street is that his brain is a single cell organism, fossil rat
Guy 1 - yep a real mckeown
Mckeown by Allahsrim September 11, 2022