A slang Belfast term, meaning the act in which an massively inebricated person displays their penis to friends or family members. Their reason for doing so is never obvious.
Supposedly linked to a famous event involving an inebriated person by the name of McKeown. After waking the family he shouted "its ok. Your a McKeown, shes a McKeown and this penis pulled out is a McKeown". (Thou this is possibly a weak urban legend)
Supposedly linked to a famous event involving an inebriated person by the name of McKeown. After waking the family he shouted "its ok. Your a McKeown, shes a McKeown and this penis pulled out is a McKeown". (Thou this is possibly a weak urban legend)
by Artur Vilem July 18, 2007

1. To sneak up on someone in order to scare them, especially when deriving sick amounts of pleasure from the act.
2. A slang term from an illegal alien from the British Isles, espcially Ireland.
2. A slang term from an illegal alien from the British Isles, espcially Ireland.
1. Ah codwallace! Why do you keep on McKeowning me you sick bastard?!
2. Hey, I heard O'Grady's visa was cancelled.
Yeah? Man, he is such a McKeown now!
2. Hey, I heard O'Grady's visa was cancelled.
Yeah? Man, he is such a McKeown now!
by Knutemund Freud May 18, 2006

by Missy Bolanrey January 08, 2010

by Ur_ma_69420 May 28, 2020

A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.
"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
by B Workman November 08, 2008

A lanky gay who stans john mayer but claims to love taylor anyways. Hates the 1 and the archer and so can never be forgiven. Is kitten to Charlie O'Kane in and alabama kitten master relationship. A little Monster.
OMG IS that conor mckeown? Lady gagas playing so he just appeared get rid of him he stans john mayer *vomiting*
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021

The big man himself, owns stillorgan and everyone in it. With his recently bought blue jeans, padder "big dick tony" mckeown will mess you up square feckin go like. ) Paddy is the soundest lad on the planet, with his broters stolen superdry jumper brian sets out on his quest to find the spiciest meme,is a pro soldier in overwatch, religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. sexually identifies as a toaster, will no joke smash a baby over his knee for popcorn and the happiest day of his life is when all gingers die and he can see dead people. Dragon ball legend inventor of the trunk trap and is allergic to tickles.
"Yo dude there goes padder mckeown!" "Dude stfu u realise where we are!?" "What?" "Were in stillorgan you dopey prick he could bang seven victoria secret models while beating you at rock paper scissors cause he knows ur every fuckin move, do u even realise how much he got in his maths test!??!
by Doesnt have a definition May 10, 2017
