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Duncan McJunkin 

1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.

2. Also my real name.

3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.

Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.

A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
Duncan McJunkin by DMcJ November 20, 2013

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

Ronald McDunkin 

The Demon spawn in result of sexual intercourse between a Frosted Donut from Dunkin Donuts and Ronald McDonald. McDunkin, the leader of 'The Church Of Ronald McDunkinism,' is known to lead churches in areas with preschools and other child-related areas.

McDunkin is known for his yearly harvest, in which whoever defies him is burnt up at the stake, where they are then skinned and used as meat for McDonalds burgers and misc. foods at Dunkin Donuts
RONALD MCDUNKIN BE PRAISED

Spicy McJenkins 

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.
i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk
Spicy McJenkins by chip jr. May 21, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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