The Demon spawn in result of sexual intercourse between a Frosted Donut from Dunkin Donuts and Ronald McDonald. McDunkin, the leader of 'The Church Of Ronald McDunkinism,' is known to lead churches in areas with preschools and other child-related areas.

McDunkin is known for his yearly harvest, in which whoever defies him is burnt up at the stake, where they are then skinned and used as meat for McDonalds burgers and misc. foods at Dunkin Donuts

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods