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Going into McDonald's and getting a blow job from a female employee on her break or during her shift

Me and my Homeboy Jidus went to McDonald's to get some McNuggets I seen this skank on her lunch break so I took her into the bathroom and got some Mchead

Mchead by Outlaw2288 June 2, 2013

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McHeat

The heat that radiates off of a McDonalds bag (preferrebly containing Snack Wraps) on a cold night at Vermont Tech.

"yo man, that mcheat is ballin, its fucking cold in the car."

McHeat by Texy January 6, 2009

Related Words

Mchead • Towlie McHeadscarf • machead • McHeart Attack • Mrhead • Mcdeadtrim • McGeady • McHearty • McHeat • McHeaven

Machead

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.

Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!

Machead by Nwscott June 29, 2016

McHeart-attack

A heart attack caused by eating too much McDonalds.

*Girl walks up with a tray full of McChickens and begins to eat*
Boy:"Dang girl! You're gonna have a McHeart-attack!"

McHeart-attack by monicaaa December 5, 2007

machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.

If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.

machead by Graham T C February 11, 2006

McHeart Attack

A heart attacked caused by high body-fat content, specifically obtained by frivolously eating too much fast food.

Mama Cass died from a McHeart Attack

McHeart Attack by Flora January 14, 2004

Aiden McGeady

Aiden McGeady is an extremely talented footballer who usually plays as a winger but can also play striker.

McGeady is best known for playing for Glasgow Celtic as number 46. He also plays for Republic Of Ireland.

Aiden is possibly a football legend. Best of the best!

Aiden is a fit, gorgeous and fruity person.

Guy 1 : Aiden McGeady, what a player!
Guy 2 : Couldn't agree more!

Aiden McGeady by celtic88 December 22, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026