Mcerson

An insult that penetrates the soul.

John Daniel: This group is gay.

Group: Mcerson

John Daniel: Yea you're right im sorry.

by Matt Sol April 25, 2011

Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

by TShizzle June 22, 2013

Sam Merson-ing

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too

Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing

by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020

merson

Politically correct way to say "mermaid".

Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.

by Merson March 2, 2014

McFerson

The Mormon induced spelling of McPherson. Known for heavy drinking, bearers to this name also respond to McFunson.

The McFerson's might be dysfunctional as hell, but at least they aren't Mormon anymore.

by mcferson November 11, 2011

Mersoning

When someone doesn't respond to a text message

Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)

by HotNDangerous May 9, 2018