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Paul Merson 

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player
Paul Merson by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010
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That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.
Merson by TShizzle June 22, 2013

Sam Merson-ing 

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing
Sam Merson-ing by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020
Politically correct way to say "mermaid".
Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.
merson by Merson March 2, 2014

McFerson 

The Mormon induced spelling of McPherson. Known for heavy drinking, bearers to this name also respond to McFunson.
The McFerson's might be dysfunctional as hell, but at least they aren't Mormon anymore.
McFerson by mcferson November 11, 2011

Mersoning 

When someone doesn't respond to a text message
Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)
Mersoning by HotNDangerous May 9, 2018