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Going into MacDonalds only to take a piss
While strolling through the city: "dude, i need to take a McWhiz"
McWhiz by engioii January 18, 2009
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Norris McWhirter 

A Female that ejaculates with venomous force from her lady parts.

i.e. A Squirter
She's only a bleedin Norris McWhirter
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McWhitey 

A sandwich you order at McDonald's. This is how its made.... Bun, mayo, lettuce, chicken patty from dollar menu, tartar sauce, fillet-o-fish, cheese, chicken patty from dollar menu, bun.
#1.That McGangBang is o.k. but I'd rather eat a McWhitey.

#2. That new McWhitey sandwich from McDonalds is off the chain, It's so crazy I want to go punch a fish in the gills.

#3. McWhitey is a healthy alternative to eating buckets of fat fried lard.
McWhitey by Blacky Lovefist May 24, 2010

super sized mcshizzel 

Super Sized Mcshizzel is the definition of hot. It’s Leo Valdez baby
Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel

McWhizzy 

A McWhizzy describes the act of being unable to find a toilet and proceding to get on to a coach with a full bladder and pissing your pants all over the seat causing widespread disgust.
"Oh my god i think he's about to pull a Mcwhizzy"

"Here have an oasis bottle" "No, I'm fine, i can hold it"

"eww i had to sit next to this guy who McWhizzied all over everything for FOUR HOURS"
McWhizzy by WHeeeeeey JACOB April 1, 2010

Whiny McWhinerson 

Someone who cries when they don't get their way.
Is TO complaining about his QB again? What a Whiny McWhinerson
Whiny McWhinerson by jtm78 September 10, 2007

mcshizzle 

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.
shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle
mcshizzle by jonny April 4, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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