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1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis
I mean they were ALL whiny.
whiny by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005

Whiny Little Bitch 

Bill Maher likes to call Donald Trump a Whiny Little Bitch.

whiny count 

Less vulgar (or typo) variation of "whiny cunt", one who complains needlessly about frivolous things such as fantasy football dues. Used to insult one's friends when they disagree with your idiocy.
Fuck you whiny counts! I'm shutting this MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!
whiny count by Captain Walleye December 4, 2018

Whiny Little Bitch 

Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"

2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"

Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"
Whiny Little Bitch by NoPreach April 23, 2020

whiny man syndrome 

A man who excessively posts on Facebook about being alone and how lonely his life is. He complains nonstop and has turned into a big ass pansie. He thinks bitching about it is going to change it; when in fact, it is a big turn off. Women like confident, assertive men. This is a man suffering from whiny man syndrome. He is a delusional, whiny bitch and needs to man up and grow some balls.
This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.

whiny bitch music 

An often-repetitive musical composition that features high-pitched vocals, pedestrian melodies, and juvenile subject matter. Lyrics usually revolve around First World Problems and cliché romantic situations.

This form of music is obnoxious and irritating, held in poor regard by anyone who is not a whiny bitch (or trying to score with a whiny bitch). However, it is also widely-played on TV and radio stations due to its inoffensive nature and appeal to inbred, unwashed masses of knuckle-dragging imbeciles.
I like this girl in high school,
But she doesn't notice meeee.
Why is life so unfair?
This is such a travesty!

The other day I bought a latté,
It had two sugar packs, not three!
Could you walk a mile in my shoes,
It's just so hard being me!

- Whiny and the Bitches, 2004
From the Whiny Bitch Music LP
whiny bitch music by Thursday_ July 25, 2014