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McWhipped 

stuck in a loveless relationship where the girlfriend holds your emotions hostage, while completely disregarding how you feel, you are not allowed to feel anything other than the overwhelming urge to satisfy the "girlfriend"

You have your own place but somehow bet stuck at her place for days on end unable to leave, she believes marriage and children will follow soon but you hate her so much and this will not happen but it probably will because she always gets what she wants.

You keep telling yourself it's over but somehow end doing everything she wants, love making is not allowed at any point and your glad because you hate her , but still were here together and it would be nice... instead you just watch her play cod on your laptop when you want to play wow on, but your not allowed because shes playing call of duty as you questioning you life choices, but realize you wont do anything about it , because she can have what she wants.

relationship like cold soggy low quality McDonald meal, and you don't do anything about it , you are McWhipped.
She dominates every aspect of your life , and you let her , you are McWhipped.

She plays cod and tells you your feelings don't matter , your still with her ... Your McWhipped

You find yourself stuck in her place for days unable to leave ... your McWhipped

She pimps you out to do chores for her family .. you do them ... thank you miss may i have another ... you are McWhipped
McWhipped by scillmotte May 8, 2023

McWhopper 

1.A term referring to people of mixed italian and irish descent such as good ol' Robert DeNiro.
2. New hamburger when McDonald's and Burger King merge.
That guy is drinking Guiness with his spaghetti. He must be a McWhopper.
McWhopper by Stomp Train October 28, 2007

Momwhipped 

When your mom totally wrecks you with a cool burn.
Wow, you just got momwhipped!!!
Momwhipped by Parisluver101 May 15, 2017

McWhopper 

The act of taking a McDouble and a Jr. Whopper and combining them, which has become a huge sensation amongst stoners everywhere. Not to be confused with the McDank, which is a combo of a McChicken and a McDouble.
*At a McDonalds drive through*
Person one: NICK HOPPER WANTS A MCWHOPPER!!!
Drive through lady: A Whopper? Go across the street you dirty hippy!
McWhopper by Desertshrub June 23, 2010

McWhopper 

A Irish-Italian man or Any person with Irish and Italian heritage. Easy to spot in night clubs and seedy places, usually wearing a flashy shirt. Reminds you of eating fast food because it looks good but has no flavor or substance and is soaked in grease. May be sleeping with your sister.
"Hey McWhopper! keepa your hands offa my friggin' girl!"

"That Patrick Lagosa, dancing all over the place like some kinda chach....what a McWhopper!
McWhopper by TP Porkchop June 21, 2008
A bizarre dude that loves to imagine ejaculating on big Japanese Milfs while rubbing one out. They tend to sit at home and either watch vomit and enema porn or are normal.
Friend :”god you are such a McWhippey why am I even friends with you!?”
McWhippey by Dark Fate November 21, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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