McWag 

Man-Child With A Gun. A product of internet gun culture, he loves (very specific parts of) the Constitution, and wants everyone to know it. (It ain't his fault wimminfolk and culluds weren't considered "people" when it was written. Take it up with The Founders.) Learned all he needs to know about firearms from video games and politics from internet. Always looking for an excuse to be self-righteously belligerent. Sees himself as a self-taught elite operator, but couldn't blend into a crowd to save his life.

The McWag is frequently found open carrying at a local McDonalds, wearing flipflops and an off-the-shelf AR with a ton of Chinese tacticool accessories stuck to it, or crashing political rallies that have nothing to do with him.

Pedro: "McWag, three o'clock"
Ingrid: "Is he using a belt for a sling?"
Pedro: "He must be. He just flagged us when he was hitching up his pants. Let's get out of here."

McWag by SynDec January 23, 2021

McWAG 

A McWAG is either a past or present girlfriend of one of the members of the pop band McFly.
It is a play on the classic use of the word WAG in relation to footballer's Wives And Girlfriends.

The positive:
God damn it those McWAGs are so lucky!

Or

The negative:
Those McWAGs, what a bunch of money grabbers!

McWAG by Ms Fletcher August 4, 2008

McWag Swag 

From "Man-Child With A Gun". Clothing, usually a black teeshirt, that proudly proclaims the wearer's love of God, Guns, Guts, and America; and the strong desire to proactively defend them from all enemies, foreign, domestic, or imaginary. This message is related through imagery of skulls, guns, motorcycles, more skulls, and a stylized font meant to invoke an outlaw lifestyle, but more often reminding viewers of the drunk uncle their parents let live in the garage "until he gets back on his feet." May also apply to a vehicle covered in stickers and flags expressing similar sentiments.

Ingrid: "I couldn't find a parking space. Where did all these pickup trucks come from?"
Pedro: "Check out all the McWag Swag. They must be meeting up to crash a protest somewhere."

McWag Swag by SynDec January 23, 2021

McFaggletits 

Word to describe a person who sucks at life. The type of person who everyone loves to hate and who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. Synonomous with Douche Rocket, a McFaggletits should be left off of the invite list for any social gathering.

"Dude, Zach is such a McFaggletits"
"Yeah, he sucks, who the fuck invited him to this party?"
"I dont know, but whoever did mcfucked up"

or

"Dude, stop being such a McFaggletits"

McFaggletits by Moon Cricket Jiggaboo Jones August 3, 2011

Balls McWalls

An individual with testicles of an abnormally large proportion who when walks, their balls swing vigorously from side to side smacking the walls due to their hugeness.

"did you see ol' Balls McWalls walking the street?"
"yeah those walls took a real pounding"

Balls McWalls by nickthegreek55 February 25, 2009

mcswaglin 

someone who is a mcswaglin is a straight up baller, a perfect human specimen. truly awe-inspiring in every way. some might even compare a mcswaglin to the living reincarnation of Jesus. a mcswaglin is someone incomprehensibly magnificent as they are composed solely of fire rhymes,swag, and cash money. mcswaglins typically go by the street name "emily" and are considered an extremely rare human subspecies by the scientific community. anyone lucky enough to come across a mcswaglin is truly blessed and will most likely be considered prestigious amognst their lowly peers, for encountering such a godly human being.

*someone really cool walks by*
person 1- "woah.. who is that? how are they so.. fly and majestic?"
person 2- "that's a mcswaglin"

mcswaglin by swaggyfatjinxy October 25, 2018

Mcswagger 

Only the swaggiest swagger to exist of course. The only person who has as much swag as mcswagger is Dr. Phil, Bob ross coming a close second.

“Yo did you see mcswagger’s sunglasses?”
“Yeah bro they’re so swaggy”
“If only we had as much swag”

Mcswagger by Mcswagger November 11, 2020