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A person who lives for mediocrity and shoots for the lowest of lows. I low level blue collar. A loser at their base.
He'll never be president. If anything he'll live out his days as a mcwager. Paper or plastic?
Mcwager by heystefany April 21, 2011
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Minimum McWage

The amount of money that a Mcdonalds employee most likely makes. Which is usually $7.25 an hour.
Dude, I wanted to buy a ring for my girlfriend for our one year anniversary... problem is that the ring is $2,500, and with my job making minimum McWage there's no way I can get it right now.
Minimum McWage by adambenner September 30, 2013

Laggy McLagerson 

what the mod of stream is called you are watching a stream(ilegally possibly) and it Lags alot!
fat guy watching family guy:Damn mod you're a Laggy Mclagerson!

fat guy streaming it because he has no life: It's my fault I have to download porn i can't get girls just because I'm, big boned:(
a stupid low paying salary usally associated with a Mcjob. dirves from the word Mcdonald's because jobs there usally pay little unless your in Maine. btw I hate Maine no offense to u maineians, i just think there snotty.
"Dude i heard that John got a mcjob and cant support himself on the mcwage hes gettin."

"Screw this I'm tired of doing this work especially on this crappy Mcwage."
Mcwage by Bilbo Banger May 9, 2005
Water from Mcdonalds. It is one of the most delicious beverages know to man. Nothing goes better together than a large McWater and two McDoubles
I'm really craving some McWater right now...
McWater by McLovin some McWater April 18, 2009

Faggy McFagerson

An annoying person who is just being a straight up dick.
Fag: Dude your sister is soooo fine. Yeaaaaa boi. FA SHO!

Guy #1: Cool, Faggy McFagerson.

Guy #2: That fag kid is a total bitch...

Guy #1: Yea man

Faggy McFagerson by Erik B December 10, 2006
Let me get a double McJager with cheese.
McJager by Ckidmcd October 2, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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