Mcwage

a stupid low paying salary usally associated with a Mcjob. dirves from the word Mcdonald's because jobs there usally pay little unless your in Maine. btw I hate Maine no offense to u maineians, i just think there snotty.

"Dude i heard that John got a mcjob and cant support himself on the mcwage hes gettin."

"Screw this I'm tired of doing this work especially on this crappy Mcwage."

by Bilbo Banger May 9, 2005

Minimum McWage

The amount of money that a Mcdonalds employee most likely makes. Which is usually $7.25 an hour.

Dude, I wanted to buy a ring for my girlfriend for our one year anniversary... problem is that the ring is $2,500, and with my job making minimum McWage there's no way I can get it right now.

by adambenner September 30, 2013

mawage

1. a bwessed awangement
2. a dweam wifin a dweam

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.

by titorreturns September 7, 2016

Laggy McLagerson

what the mod of stream is called you are watching a stream(ilegally possibly) and it Lags alot!

fat guy watching family guy:Damn mod you're a Laggy Mclagerson!

fat guy streaming it because he has no life: It's my fault I have to download porn i can't get girls just because I'm, big boned:(

by Jagpauljeetsinghkaur Smith March 1, 2009

mcnage a trios

Similar to the mcgangbang (a McDonald's double cheese burger with a Mcchicken sandwich in the middle). Mcnage a trios is two Mcchicken sandwiches with a cheese burger in the middle. 2 chicks on each side of the meat.

Hey Frank, is that a Mcgangbang? No Ricky, it's a goddamn mcnage a trios, and the mother fucker is nice.

by Willygkunz May 9, 2013

McRage

losing control and acting out in rage because McDonalds is out of chicken mcnuggets.

A major McMeltdown

An Ohio woman punched thru a McDonalds drive through window because Chicken McNuggets weren't available.

"Give me my Nuggets or ill have a McRage attack"

by ab67redsox January 8, 2010

McWag

Man-Child With A Gun. A product of internet gun culture, he loves (very specific parts of) the Constitution, and wants everyone to know it. (It ain't his fault wimminfolk and culluds weren't considered "people" when it was written. Take it up with The Founders.) Learned all he needs to know about firearms from video games and politics from internet. Always looking for an excuse to be self-righteously belligerent. Sees himself as a self-taught elite operator, but couldn't blend into a crowd to save his life.

The McWag is frequently found open carrying at a local McDonalds, wearing flipflops and an off-the-shelf AR with a ton of Chinese tacticool accessories stuck to it, or crashing political rallies that have nothing to do with him.

Pedro: "McWag, three o'clock"
Ingrid: "Is he using a belt for a sling?"
Pedro: "He must be. He just flagged us when he was hitching up his pants. Let's get out of here."

by SynDec January 23, 2021