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Maturkety pants 

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.
Maturkety pants by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?
mcgurkle by leshen25 February 18, 2011

mcgurk combo

Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.
After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.
mcgurk combo by badandyale2 April 4, 2009

Mcturnan 

Normally a last name for a male/female. In this case, a male. Mcturnans tend to be teachers,scientist or mechanics that are normally strict but don’t know what they are talking about. They are average high and like to use gel in their hair.
Hey, look it’s mcturnan speaking nonsense again...
Mcturnan by Clout_dictionary February 6, 2019
the deposit of human waste produced by eating breakfast,lunch,and dinner at McDonalds.usually on a long road trip.this is common to truckers.
"hey gus,we need to stop at the next rest area so i can drop a "McTurd".
mcturd by Donny October 4, 2007
A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.
Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.
mcgurk by Badandyale April 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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