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McTurk

If someone says something completely retarded or off topic you call them a McTurk, or say that they pulled a McTurk.
Girl: Is Britain a country?
Guy: You are such a McTurk...
by Mr McSexxy January 1, 2011
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Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.
by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
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mcgurkle

OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?
by leshen25 February 18, 2011
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mcgurk combo

Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.
After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.
by badandyale2 April 4, 2009
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Mcturnan

Normally a last name for a male/female. In this case, a male. Mcturnans tend to be teachers,scientist or mechanics that are normally strict but don’t know what they are talking about. They are average high and like to use gel in their hair.
Hey, look it’s mcturnan speaking nonsense again...
by Clout_dictionary February 6, 2019
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mcturd

the deposit of human waste produced by eating breakfast,lunch,and dinner at McDonalds.usually on a long road trip.this is common to truckers.
"hey gus,we need to stop at the next rest area so i can drop a "McTurd".
by Donny October 4, 2007
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mcgurk

A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.
Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.
by Badandyale April 4, 2009
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