McSluggets

chicken mcnuggets that give you sex dreams if you eat them right before bed.

"Holy, Tila Tequila left the biggest slug trail on my doorstep in my dreams after a few dozen of those mcsluggets"

"I slugged so many broads in my sleep after those juicy mcsluggets"

by Maddy Cent January 1, 2008

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Shitken McNuggets

Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.

"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

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McNuggets

White filth that McDonald's send us in cute misshapen looking things that taste DELICIOUS but will probably be the death of all humanity in the next 17 years.

Man: (eating McNuggets sitting a McDonald's) YUMMMM!!!!! These are sooo good! *dies of heart attack*

by Zachalicious December 30, 2010

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Chicken McNuggets

A food product McDonald's tries to pass off as "100% White Chicken Meat", but in fact should be thought of as "100% Chicken" This is because the process of making a McNugget is as follows:
McDonald's first finds themselves a live chicken.
They then crush said chicken until all of the parts of the chicken mix completely to form one consistent substance closely resembling rubber.
After this is done, McDonald's forms this substance into a nugget shape and deep fries it; thus giving the world Chicken McNuggets.

So, as shown above, the term, "100% Chicken" is fitting; since Chicken McNuggets are in fact composed of 100% Chicken--feathers and everything.

Chicken McNuggets are responsible for 75% of the worlds fat people.

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

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