McMuffdiving 

The act of jamming an entire McMuffin, egg and all, under another person's door.

Yo we totally should go McMuffdiving at Matt's place.

McMuffdiving by Shitunderdoor January 25, 2019

McMuff Diving 

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.

I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?

McMuff Diving by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009

muffdiving 

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

muffdiving 

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

muffdiving by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

muffdiving 

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

muffdiving by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

Jewish Muffdiving 

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

Jewish Muffdiving by charizard May 2, 2006

muffdiving 

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

muffdiving by Roberta s June 22, 2010