The belief that Ronald McDonald died for our sins and he will come back for the rapture soon.
The Hamburglar is the Anti-Christ.
God is Grimace and Mac Tonight is the Holy Ghost.
The form of Jesus as an Irish doctor who favorite treatment is beer forcible pushed down the throat.
Guy A "Dude, I've been throwing up for a week, what should I do?"
Guy B "Just go to Dr. McJesus."
Guy A "Fuck no! That bastard made me puke by forcing 15 bottles of beer down my throat."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.