Ronald Mcdonald

Adolf Hitler in disguise...

Heil Hitler, i mean heil ronald

by yo-mom April 20, 2004

Ronald Mcdonald

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.

Hallelujah! Praise pur Lord and Savior, Ronald McDonald!

by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019

Ronald Mcdonald

To eat a girl out during her period.

Yo dawg ma girl was dripping red, so i Ronald Mcdonald her our with some fries.

by Dwagzor April 27, 2016

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 23, 2004

ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Ronald McDonald

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

by the truth January 18, 2005