The belief that Ronald McDonald died for our sins and he will come back for the rapture soon.
The Hamburglar is the Anti-Christ.
God is Grimace and Mac Tonight is the Holy Ghost.
The form of Jesus as an Irish doctor who favoritetreatment is beer forcible pushed down the throat.
Guy A "Dude, I've been throwing up for a week, what should I do?"
Guy B "Just go to Dr. McJesus."
Guy A "Fuck no! That bastard made me puke by forcing 15 bottles of beer down my throat."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.