McJesus

Another name for Edmonton Oilers forward Connor McDavid. He is the chosen one meant to bring balance back to the Edmonton Oilers line up.

Did you see that? McJesus just scored 20 goals in a single game! He truly is the chosen one.

McJesus by JWall77 May 14, 2021

mcjesus

1. A complement; positive thing

2. The new Mcdonalds product consisting of a large veggie burger, fried cow, and a jesus action figure toy to make the kiddies happy.

1. I won a million dollars!! Thats so fukin McJesus!!!

2. Yo, you wanna go get a McJesus, I'm mad hungry. Plus I could give the toy to Fjiod.

mcjesus by RibbitMan February 6, 2005

McJesus

The belief that Ronald McDonald died for our sins and he will come back for the rapture soon.
The Hamburglar is the Anti-Christ.
God is Grimace and Mac Tonight is the Holy Ghost.

Do you believe in McJesus?
Mcwho?
McJesus. The belief that Ronald Mcdonald died for our sins.

McJesus by DarkDragon_26_ January 3, 2020

Speedy McJesus 

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.

Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.

Speedy McJesus by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011

Dr. McJesus

The form of Jesus as an Irish doctor who favorite treatment is beer forcible pushed down the throat.

Guy A "Dude, I've been throwing up for a week, what should I do?"
Guy B "Just go to Dr. McJesus."
Guy A "Fuck no! That bastard made me puke by forcing 15 bottles of beer down my throat."

Dr. McJesus by Dr. Mcjesus1 January 20, 2010