McDonalds Surprise 

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

McDonalds Surprise by LDF June 11, 2005

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

Ronald McDonald surprise by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

Matt Mcdonald Surprise by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019