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McDonald’s apple pie 

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
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Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.
Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.
Mcdonalds apple pies by Scott Riel February 14, 2004