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McCum sandwich 

Issac Siegfried loves the McCum sandwich from Joe Barbecue Foot Massage.
McCum sandwich by Colin Marie September 14, 2018

McCum Shake 

The act of all McDonald's employees jacking off and cumming into your mouth followed by a gargle.
Jeremy got a great deal on his McCum shake!
McCum Shake by Thotolina March 29, 2020

McCum sandwich 

It’s when you preform anal then right as you are about to cum you pull out and jizz right along the ass crack. It is optional to then lick it off
Kyle1: yo me and Kyle3 tried McCum sandwich yesterday

Kyle2: yo wtf man. I wanted to join

Kyle1: sorry mannn I’m free next Tuesday.
McCum sandwich by meme loop November 22, 2019

Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.
"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

Cunty McCunty Cunt 

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Cunty McCunty Cunt by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010