McCum

when you release a sticky viscous load of cum inside of ronald mcdonalds home

woman 1: 'omg is that a McChicken'
woman 2: 'McCums'

by i cum in mcdonalds January 12, 2022

McCum sandwich

Sandwich made with cum

Issac Siegfried loves the McCum sandwich from Joe Barbecue Foot Massage.

by Colin Marie September 14, 2018

McCum Shake

The act of all McDonald's employees jacking off and cumming into your mouth followed by a gargle.

Jeremy got a great deal on his McCum shake!

by Thotolina March 29, 2020

McCum sandwich

It’s when you preform anal then right as you are about to cum you pull out and jizz right along the ass crack. It is optional to then lick it off

Kyle1: yo me and Kyle3 tried McCum sandwich yesterday

Kyle2: yo wtf man. I wanted to join

Kyle1: sorry mannn I’m free next Tuesday.

by meme loop November 23, 2019

Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.

"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

by Nick Lorcan April 01, 2009