McCrapples

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The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

McCrapples by rpoo June 20, 2010

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McCrapper

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.

Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!

McCrapper by m0101 November 18, 2013

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McCrippled

Eating so much McDonalds that y’all will be crippled after

“Travis McCrippled himself after he ate a 20 count nugget, 2 double quarter pounders, and a McFlurry”

McCrippled by DannyDeVitosDaughter September 6, 2023

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Penis mcfrappler

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.

"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.

Penis mcfrappler by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018

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Droppy McDropples

Someone who often drops things.

Jeez Florence that's the third time you dropped your baby. You sure are a Droppy McDropples.

Droppy McDropples by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018

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Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

Turdie McCrappeton by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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