mcconnelled

The act of establishing a precedent to advance the interest of a person or group and then ignoring that precedent when it does not benefit the individual or group that created the precedent.

The mayor mcconnelled us when he established the ban on strip clubs but got caught at a clothes optional bar in Florida.

by Brandy’s Jewel September 21, 2020

mcconnelled

To be screwed over by an individual or group, who insist that what is being done is for the good of everyone, despite clear evidence what is being done only advances their narrow cause. The person performing the action will omit relevant facts, and ignore anything that would contradict their direction to achieve their goal no matter the consequences.

"I'm sorry to hear you got fired so the boss could hire his deadbeat nephew, you really got mcconnelled !"

by MysticalPhloyd October 7, 2018

McConnellgate

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.

This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019