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mcconnelled 

To be screwed over by an individual or group, who insist that what is being done is for the good of everyone, despite clear evidence what is being done only advances their narrow cause. The person performing the action will omit relevant facts, and ignore anything that would contradict their direction to achieve their goal no matter the consequences.
"I'm sorry to hear you got fired so the boss could hire his deadbeat nephew, you really got mcconnelled !"
mcconnelled by MysticalPhloyd October 7, 2018

McConnelled

To be McConnelled; is the act of suddenly cutting off all communication with someone\anyone, without any explanation or warning, only to find out the person had died.

The act of being ghosted. Abrupt stoppage in communication.
I was supposed to hang out with a chick at the bar, but she McConnelled me...
McConnelled by Zatheus July 28, 2026

McConnellgate 

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.
This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.
McConnellgate by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell 

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
Mitch Mcconnell by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell 

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

Mitch McConnell 

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
Mitch McConnell by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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