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Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

Chris Mccandless 

Christopher Johnson McCandless (12 February 1968 – 18 August 1992) was an American wanderer who hiked into the Alaskan wilderness with little food and equipment, hoping to live a period of solitude. Less than five months later, he died of starvation near Denali National Park. In 1996, Jon Krakauer wrote a book about his life, Into the Wild, which inspired a 2007 film of the same name. (AKA ALEXANDER SUPERTRAMP)He lived in Magic Bus 142 during his stay in Alaska, & died by eating seeds which had a poisenous fungus on them.
McCandless was strongly influenced by Jack London, Leo Tolstoy, and Henry David Thoreau, and he dreamed about leaving society for a Thoreau-like period of solitary contemplation.
"Want to know one of the most inspirational people ever?"
"Yeah"
"CHRIS MCCANDLESS!"
Chris Mccandless by Supertramp. September 28, 2008

McDonkies 

When people spit on your McDonalds food.
Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.
McDonkies by Nigster August 1, 2010

Chris McCandlessin' It 

Based off of Chris McCandless, the man who went off to Alaska with only bare essentials to escape the everyday world, only to die in a deserted bus. Used when you get really tired of people.
"God I can't stand people anymore. Pretty soon i'm going to be Chris McCandlessin' it."
See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!
McConkey by Boom12345 July 20, 2011

Isaac Mcconkey 

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.
Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”
Isaac Mcconkey by Anthony.B June 22, 2022