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McDonkies 

When people spit on your McDonalds food.
Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.
McDonkies by Nigster August 1, 2010

McDookie's 

A term referring to the McDonald's fast food restaurant and their sub-par food.
Son, you trying to hit up the McDookie's? Nah B I rather hit up the BK Lounge.
McDookie's by zuluhammer March 31, 2009

Sea Monkies 

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.
Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.
Sea Monkies by JonDay February 10, 2009
cheech and chongs version of mcdonalds in one of there old skits. you can order shrooms, hash brownies, and the leafy green lectuce on yo big mac
grab a bite full of tops, just watch out for the cops. there is no stems or no seeds grab a bit and get blow away at mcdoobies
mcdoobies by orioles987 April 6, 2003

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.
sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

Fudge Monkies 

An exclamation in place of cuss words.
*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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