McBese

The state of being fat, obese, tubby for reasons within your own control.
As in, when it is your fault you're fat as hell.
(Like, from eating McDonald's all the time)

"That mcbese-ass bitch ain't exactly going to win a beauty pageant any time soon."

by SteveSteveSteveSteveSteve October 24, 2008

Mcobese

Word to lowblow people that are obese and can’t even be compared with bigmacs anymore.

Stfu, mcobese! Get your bus to get another bigmac.

by Mcobeseinventor December 12, 2020

mcbeefer

4 mcdoubles stacked on top of each other

stack up 4 mcdoubles call that shit a mcbeefer

by lolxdpoggers January 31, 2021

McBeer

Beer that they serve in Europe at McDonalds.

Dude lets go for a McBeer.

by McToxicated November 6, 2011

McBee Matador

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.

"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."

by Cloverleaf February 24, 2015

Gulpie McBeers

Someone who is chugging alcohol, and getting hammered.

"Hey Gulpie McBeers, why don't you try to slow down, ok?

by James Watkins February 18, 2005

McBeershits

The nasty beer shits one has the morning after binge drinking multiple brands of cheap, domestic beers followed by wolfing down cheap McDonald's food at 2 AM.

Man, I woke up to the sound of Brandt just dominating the shitter with some nasty ass McBeershits

by Duinturprisez May 25, 2007