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McBee Matador 

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.
"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."
McBee Matador by Cloverleaf February 24, 2015

Hannah McBee 

A future grammy winning singer songwriter from a small town in oregon.
Person 1 Hannah McBee is my favorite singer!

Person 2 Mine too!
Hannah McBee by Kartha McWaters September 1, 2021
Another name for either a PharmD OR Preacher. Read example below to solve this riddle!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
McKee by Ronald Gilligan May 17, 2008

Harold McGee 

The ultimate master of swag. That man who disapprovingly chuckles at your code over your shoulder when you least expect it. The legendary Harold McGee. He'll tell you to read your Barron's book, to do your coding bat, to stop tubing in Aruba. But in the end, come the day of the ap exam, you're gonna be sitting there, sweating bullets, trying to find the default color of an actor in GridWorld. And he's just gonna be sitting there, laughing his head off, yelling IT'S BLUE!
Man, yesterday our chem teacher pulled a Harold McGee and made us do a ton of exercises while ranting about the ap exam!
Harold McGee by kirbyquerby February 17, 2015

Ballsack McGee 

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.
Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

McBeaner 

An illegal immigrant who is employed at a McDonalds restaurant.
Don't work at McDonalds unless you know Spanish. There's a lot of McBeaners there!
McBeaner by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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