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Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.
Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.
mobese by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007
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More obese than the average obese person.
Dude that chick is mobese
mobese by Dave Hunter May 31, 2010
The state of being fat, obese, tubby for reasons within your own control.
As in, when it is your fault you're fat as hell.
(Like, from eating McDonald's all the time)
"That mcbese-ass bitch ain't exactly going to win a beauty pageant any time soon."
When your extremely overweight, and wont get off your cell phone to do anything.
Person 1: Omg the house is on fire! Get off your phone or you'll die!

Person 2: Yea, hold on, just a sec...

Person 1: Stop being so MOBESE!
mobese by lilcamifromcali August 1, 2011
Someone who is not fat but thinks and eats like a fat person.
Sherry you are so mobese that was like your third piece of cake.
mobese by c-dowg October 16, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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