The state of being fat, obese, tubby for reasons within your own control.
As in, when it is your fault you're fat as hell.
(Like, from eating McDonald's all the time)
"That mcbese-ass bitch ain't exactly going to win a beauty pageant any time soon."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"