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Mbambis

A guy that has agilosis and flips off everyone but is lowkey a sweetheart and everybody loves him
Boy 1 : Why is this guy flipping me off?
Boy 2: Oh let him be, he is just Mbambis
Boy1: Oh okay, such a nice guy!
by myraspberrypicrashed June 20, 2022
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Mambis

The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.

the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009
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mambism

Prodigality. The virtue of spending money on branded products just for the satisfaction of owning.
Spending 3500 dollars for a smart watch is nothing but mambism.
by arunta007 July 5, 2017
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