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Mazmanian

A male music teacher that loves to say “you know what” way too much. He is probably around 69 years old.
The Mazmanian sent Hugo to the hallway for being a clown.
by JewishTrumpetSucker September 15, 2022
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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010
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madmaxian

Any dystopian landscape or system in which there is little greenery, fuel or humanity to be found. Named after the Mad Max series of films, anything madmaxian is essentially a brutal, lawless hellscape likely filled with either bandits, raiders, and people eagerly executing their worst instincts, or bleak emptiness.

Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.
A: Dude, let's go to Tijuana for some drinks, drugs and bitches!

B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.
by ragnarqk May 30, 2014
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Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.
by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007
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Tazmanian Oral

"When Dan gave Liz some Tazmanian Oral, she had no idea he was just screwing around down there, and had the time of her life."

or

"BLAGHAGLKASJGKAJOIUERAL"
by DanK_ February 14, 2009
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Tazmanian Taco

Where a girl stands on her hands, receives oral sex, and the one performing the oral sex vomits into her vagina.
I gave her the ole Tazmanian Style Taco, and filled her box right up.
by Charlie Gorman September 28, 2004
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Tazmanian 3-way

The act of having loud obnoxious sex with a sex doll while your partner tries to sleep. Then after busting in the doll, you hit your parter with the freshly filled hole as hard as you can and hold it over their face. They will thrash wildly like a tazmanian devil trying to breathe through the jizz and rubber.
I totally pulled a Tazmanian 3-way with my wife and "real doll" last night!!
by MagicRat October 23, 2017
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