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Mazmanian 

A male music teacher that loves to say “you know what” way too much. He is probably around 69 years old.
The Mazmanian sent Hugo to the hallway for being a clown.
Mazmanian by JewishTrumpetSucker September 15, 2022
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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

madmaxian 

Any dystopian landscape or system in which there is little greenery, fuel or humanity to be found. Named after the Mad Max series of films, anything madmaxian is essentially a brutal, lawless hellscape likely filled with either bandits, raiders, and people eagerly executing their worst instincts, or bleak emptiness.

Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.
A: Dude, let's go to Tijuana for some drinks, drugs and bitches!

B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.
madmaxian by ragnarqk May 30, 2014

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Tazmanian Oral 

The act of motor boating someone's vagina.
"When Dan gave Liz some Tazmanian Oral, she had no idea he was just screwing around down there, and had the time of her life."

or

"BLAGHAGLKASJGKAJOIUERAL"
Tazmanian Oral by DanK_ February 14, 2009

Tazmanian Taco

Where a girl stands on her hands, receives oral sex, and the one performing the oral sex vomits into her vagina.
I gave her the ole Tazmanian Style Taco, and filled her box right up.
Tazmanian Taco by Charlie Gorman September 28, 2004

Tazmanian 3-way 

The act of having loud obnoxious sex with a sex doll while your partner tries to sleep. Then after busting in the doll, you hit your parter with the freshly filled hole as hard as you can and hold it over their face. They will thrash wildly like a tazmanian devil trying to breathe through the jizz and rubber.
I totally pulled a Tazmanian 3-way with my wife and "real doll" last night!!
Tazmanian 3-way by MagicRat October 23, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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