Maymory 

A memory that may or may not have happened, therefore questioning its existence.

Usually experienced during a hangover, but can merely be a memory you can't seem to place your finger on.

To recall a maymory is to remaymber.

Girl: I have a weird maymory from that party last night . . .
Guy: What is it?
Girl: I think I gave you a blowjob . . .

"I remaymber locking the front door when we came in . . . You stay in bed. I'll go double-check."

Maymory by Xozzy July 13, 2012

mammory 

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

mammory by teej October 16, 2003

mammory observatory 

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

mammory observatory by oafanosu September 17, 2007

Mammory-lock 

The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thin fabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.

1. Yep, that look on Jason's face is definitely a sign of mammory-lock.

2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.

Mammory-lock by cman5186 May 2, 2013