Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

maybe maybe not

gay ass niggas making excuses

ME: YO WANNA GO ROB THIS MALL?

YOU: MAYBE MAYBE NOT

by Fecol July 19, 2019

Will you be my maybe?

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.

Will you be my maybe?

by the_serbian_almighty June 9, 2019

Maybe its Maybeline

the idea/theory that government has corrupted and brainwashed society by means of consumerism and advertisement.

Person 1: "Whats wrong with the world today?"

Person 2: "Maybe its Maybeline."

Person 1: "Oh yeah, that would explain it."

by ashleylynne21 May 5, 2011

Maybe its Maybeline

When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.

Tom: What's that smell?

John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!

by YungJacques December 8, 2016

maybe its maybeline

Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.

by Bushcow January 19, 2009