may I

The month may with the letter I in it what did you expect?

May I engage in sexual activity with you?

by NOOOOO! November 3, 2020

may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016

May I push in your stool

Five star pickup line at a gay bar.

Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch

by GayBar July 26, 2003

May I speak to the manager?

The worst question any employee can be asked.

This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’

-______-

Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?

by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020

May i praise the lord

When some random nigga starts to dance infront of ur car.

Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.

by Bagplays July 7, 2019

may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.

Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018