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may i take your hat sir
As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
may i take your hat sir by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016
May I push in your stool
Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
May I push in your stool by GayBar July 26, 2003
May I speak to the manager?
The worst question any employee can be asked.
This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’
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This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’
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Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
May I speak to the manager? by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020
May i praise the lord
Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.
May i praise the lord by Bagplays July 7, 2019
may i please fart in your mouth
girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
May I take your hat sir?
The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.
May I take your hat sir? by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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