Definitions by Ren_Walker_

weed legs 

when you smoke marijuana.

He's got weed legs, I bet he smokes a hell-ov-alot of trees.

weed legs by Ren_Walker_ November 22, 2011

may i please fart in your mouth 

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

ear sex 

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.

Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.

ear sex by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011