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Maximus Thotticus

A rare human sub-species that was once thought extinct. Maximus Thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social media outlets to attract males.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl, she thicc af dawg.
Guy 2: Nah my dude. That's a Maximus Thotticus.

Maximus Thotticus: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
Maximus Thotticus by SovietChiken August 19, 2017
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BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS 

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger
DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

thottius maximus 

A thot who has gone beyond the level of a normal thot and has ascended to become a role model that other thots love and worship.

Also a thot who actively recruits non-thots with the purpose of converting them to thots.
"Wow, I can't believe Brenda, treating all those guys like that. She is such a thottius maximus!"

Thotimus Maximus 

Adv. - Greatest, best Thot to the highest possible degree; The superior groupie
Adj. - The most favorable or advantageous thot;

Usually female however possible male
Most cases obtains Fame deriving from a celebrity by any means with evidence (pictures, stolen items ect..)
Kevin Hart: who will win in Thotimus Prime vs Thotimus Maximus
Katt Williiams: You know Thotdrea usually always to thotiana
Kevin Hart: lets bet on that Katt
Thotimus Maximus by Elfresh June 29, 2016

Thotius Maximus 

The alpha thot!! She/he is the leader of all thots.
I see her, Stephanie, the Thotius Maximus!!!
Thotius Maximus by sasquatchme June 26, 2018

thotious maximous

A thicc thot. Can be used to describe anyone. Def a compliment of the highest degree.
That guy Park is a thotious maximous, like a supreme thiccie, as in ultra thock, in other words v much thicc.
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