Maxibated

The elated, yet exhausted, feeling after an extreme night of drug use and frequent masturbating.

The guys' camping trip left Austin maxibated following an all night session of pills, white claws, and circle jerks.

by Michael_Honcho June 5, 2021

marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.

Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!

by Ben April 5, 2005

Marinated MeatBalls

To do a Rolling Brownout on your girlfriends chest, Then dip your balls in the brownout and move up to her mouth and dip them in her mouth.

Rolling Brownout Marinated Meatballs

by Mozez Lover February 29, 2012

Meat Marinated

Getting your dick sucked, or wet.

Mike got his meat marinated this weekend by Stephanie.

by The Bry Man January 27, 2010

Maxinated

(adj.) When a person has fully finished their vaccination period for the Covid-19 vaccine and is fully vaccinated

Two weeks after receiving his two doses of the Pfizer vaccine, Mr. Shaw was maxinated!

by Teddyinlang April 19, 2021

Marinated Turd

When you take a dump, then piss on top and leave it to soak overnight. If the turd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is fucking brutal upon discovery.

This morning I was greeted by a marinated turd when I went into my bathroom.

That bitch pissed me off, so I left a turd marinating in her toilet.

by Mister Captain Awesome November 12, 2009

marinated spitroast

A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?

'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'

by king-of-roast May 18, 2009