Maws. Combination of the words “Man” and “Paws” describing the un-groomed, lengthy and greasy fingernails of a male comrade.
Brendan : let me see your phone. *Grabs phone*
Person 2 : Get your fucking Maws out of here you autistic slut
Person 2 : Get your fucking Maws out of here you autistic slut
by Coach Catta March 23, 2018
person1- you suck Dick
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.
I wiz shaggin yer maw.
Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.
I wiz shaggin yer maw.
Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.
by dickzilla August 11, 2004
Maw is a common Scottish word for mother, however it can be used in many other situations where "mum", would not be at all appropriate! Instead of saying "No, I don't agree with that", one can simply say "Aye, yer maw", and walk away - by far the superior choice for those busy those of us with have more pressing matters to attend to.
1. "Your maw is braw (tasty/babelicious)"
2. Person 1. "Naw, yer fish"
3. Person 2. "Naw yer maw" (person 2 clearly wins the argument, it's easy when you know how)
2. Person 1. "Naw, yer fish"
3. Person 2. "Naw yer maw" (person 2 clearly wins the argument, it's easy when you know how)
by stranger December 22, 2004
1. The mouth, stomach, jaws, or gullet of a voracious animal, especially a carnivore.
2. The opening into something felt to be insatiable
2. The opening into something felt to be insatiable
by TkWolf February 01, 2004
Scottish slang for "mother"
by Michael Wales June 29, 2005
A person who displays or shares tendancies, behaviours, and characteristics with a mouse.
If someone is acting this way, the natural thing to do is to point at this person while saying 'maaaaaaaaaaw', so that the person is aware that they have acted in a timid way that shows no backbone in the situation they find themselves in.
If someone is acting this way, the natural thing to do is to point at this person while saying 'maaaaaaaaaaw', so that the person is aware that they have acted in a timid way that shows no backbone in the situation they find themselves in.
He is definately a maw.
This place is full of maws.
I am drowning in maw.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaw (while pointing at culprit)
This place is full of maws.
I am drowning in maw.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaw (while pointing at culprit)
by mr loldem April 05, 2011
by TalkStinkDotCom July 20, 2004