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A person made of three parts: homosapien male, mouse, and bear. Mausbar is super cute and and the best boyfriend.
If you’re lucky enough to catch Mausbar treat him well and watch him thrive.
Mausbar by J.J. Hernandez December 20, 2022
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Mausberg 

An highly underrated rap artist (found by Dj Quik) that was shot in Compton CA.
He was robbed at his home and shot twice on the 4th of July, 2000.
Many people belived that he was going to be west side version of Notorious B.I.G. The MC that everybody was going to feel.
Mausberg is also a shotgun.
It ain't no competition 'cuz I be knockin' walls down
Strategize and break a nigga grill for the crown
Not a troublemaker, but like to finish what a coward started
I turn the smartest niggas retarded, I'm cold hearted
-- Mausberg - Ring King
Mausberg by Mr. Phenom June 4, 2008

mausberg 

a gum usually a shotgun memtioned in 2pacs song , ghost
My mausberg goes BOOM, what's another plug
Snatchin drugs, pumpin slugs in these other thugs
--2pac
mausberg by Mr.L January 7, 2006

marsbar tennis 

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys
Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis
marsbar tennis by cd 1981 June 15, 2006

vaccum marsbar 

to express the nothingness left on the area of the marsbar once a bite has been taken. also a piece of marsbar which has been broken into 2 seperate pieces to be shared with one piece significantly smaller than the other, thus being a vaccum marsbar
happycamper - "want a piece of this marsbar?"
CBlast - "woah check out the vaccum in the side of this marsbar"
vaccum marsbar
vaccum marsbar by CBlast September 26, 2006
A marsbar is often a nickname for those who adore sweet, cheesecakes and chocolate, they do not like lemons, as they make them feel bitter. A marsbar likes being creative and making outdated memes a reality. They try their best to get along, but usually end up getting judged instead.
Alot of my friends call me a Marsbar.
You know, -insert name here- is such a marsbar.

mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey
oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.
mersey marsbar by karlitto December 22, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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