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marsbar tennis 

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys
Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis
marsbar tennis by cd 1981 June 15, 2006

vaccum marsbar 

to express the nothingness left on the area of the marsbar once a bite has been taken. also a piece of marsbar which has been broken into 2 seperate pieces to be shared with one piece significantly smaller than the other, thus being a vaccum marsbar
happycamper - "want a piece of this marsbar?"
CBlast - "woah check out the vaccum in the side of this marsbar"
vaccum marsbar
vaccum marsbar by CBlast September 26, 2006
A marsbar is often a nickname for those who adore sweet, cheesecakes and chocolate, they do not like lemons, as they make them feel bitter. A marsbar likes being creative and making outdated memes a reality. They try their best to get along, but usually end up getting judged instead.
Alot of my friends call me a Marsbar.
You know, -insert name here- is such a marsbar.

mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey
oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.
mersey marsbar by karlitto December 22, 2008

MarsBar Ice Cream 

Trav fucking loves mars bar ice cream
MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!
MarsBar Ice Cream by Hqrreh May 25, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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